Catch up on my reading with me

Some of my favorite reads, after a long break from the internets:

If I did not read the Daily Oliver every single day, I would be a lesser person:

"Hugo and Oli earn a few extra bucks by posing for OSHA posters. Today’s shoot: keep walkways clear of equipment to eliminate injuries due to falling."

Ozma on overcoming the terror of not enough:

"It isn't enough to eat out with or buy the dishwashing liquid that smells like pears very often. But it is enough."

The brilliantly unsentimental maternal voice of Dooce makes me cry at least once a month:

"In fact, whenever Dora turns to the camera and asks the audience a question, GEORGE! always has a thoughtful answer and has only occasionally told her to shut it, which I think shows incredible restraint on his part. Because when Dora asks me questions I’m usually tempted to throw a rock at her head."

New Kid gets it right for me in the profs with kids debate:


"I think there's a vast difference between not wanting to have children of your own - EVER - which, incidentally, describes me - and expecting never to have to interact with kids ever again."

A recent interview with the always understated Werner Herzog:

"My pilgrimage was 1 million steps in rebellion against death."