Professing * Reflecting

Saturday, September 29, 2007

I am a super-classy date

A few of the things I said to Narcissistic String Theory Guy last night on our first date in five years:

1. "You are good-natured, but in an odd and specific way, so maybe not so much good-natured as odd-natured."
2. "I recently found some expired condoms that I think once belonged to you."
3. "You are a ridiculous human being."
4. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" (In response to his "Well, this is the most fun I have had in a long time.")
5. "Please shut up so that we can make out."

I have to say recycling is pretty fun.




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