'scuse me, barkeep, yoo hoo . . .up here!

As you may have gathered from the new template background, I would very much like a drink right about now. I in fact have wanted one since a very inappropriate hour this morning not long after waking.

With this in mind, I hereby set for myself a deadline of 5:00 4:58 p.m. Eastern Standard Time for the article revisions. By this time I will be finished with the revisions OR, get this, I will send the revised version in whatever revised state it is in at that time. Scandalous. Wish me luck.