Professing * Reflecting

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

For the meth heads and the hippies

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nations Growing Spider Menace

The Onion

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace

WASHINGTON, DC—Activists called for federal assistance as a last resort after trying to contain the problem with diplomacy, cathode rays, and methamphetamines.



Report: Swelling Hippie Herds Pose Threat To Delicate Freakosystem

The Onion

Report: Swelling Hippie Herds Pose Threat To Delicate Freakosystem

WASHINGTON, DC-The indigenous North American hippie population has expanded to the point that its teeming herds are endangering the planet's fragile freakosystem, warned a Department of the Interior report released Monday.

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