Recommended Resolution

Via CheekyProf and Just Tenured.

Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Stop waking up in strange places

Your personal mantra is "What's your name again?" It's not that you're slutty - more like carefree (In that whole free love sort of way.) And if you're not careful, you'll end up a permanent fixture at the free clinic!

Note: For the record, I rarely wake up in strange places and I only encountered three strange bedfellows upon waking in 2004. And I remember their names: Seamus from Galway, Romeo, and . . .um . . .Dental School/Motorcycle Guy (John? James?). Shit.

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?