'Twas the day before Potter!!

I will admit it. I am giddy like a child. Who else is picking up a copy at midnight and reading it immediately? Just me and 12 million twelve-year-olds?

I haven't figured out a way to stay awake if I want to keep reading all night. Coffee? No-Doz? Would trying to score some cocaine for the purpose be inappropriate?* Heh. Now that's a Saturday Night Live skit I would love to see, Harry Potter Crack House.


*Explaining the joke ruins the joke paranoid tenure-track asterisk: This is only funny if you know I do not do drugs.