Observations from the road

• The airlines are seriously totally utterly broken.
  
• Heineken is yummy.
• I miss The Someone so very very much.
• Wild Turkey is cheaper than Heineken in certain Southern states.
• So is Jim Beam.
• I can no longer not own an iPhone. Seriously. The desire, it is strong.
  
• Nancy Grace is obsessed with missing and dead children.
• America needs a jeans makeover.
• Why not be drunk upon arrival to the MLA? Why not?
• This plane might actually depart at 6 p.m., with a delay of a mere six hours and fifteen minutes.
  
• My nieces and my nephew are awesome.
  
• My longing for The Someone occurs, I am convinced, on a molecular level.
• I wonder what would happen if I switched from Heineken to Wild Turkey.
  
• Or Jim Beam.