How can I possibly choose?

Ahhhh, what a delicious quandary. Captain Jack Sparrow or my beloved Linky? On the con side of going to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 when it opens on Friday. . .well, Disney yadda yadda. But then again, as we all know from our studies, there is no outside of power (Foucault) and Johnny Depp is one hot pirate (Nietzsche). On the con side of going to see A Scanner Darkly when it opens on Friday. . . oh Rick, Rick, Rick--Keanu as a cartoon character? Isn't that redundant? Or then again, FUCKING BRILLIANT IN ITS SHEER REDUNDANCY.

I might just have to make it a double feature night.