Sunday miscellany

--I had a dream last night that I was eating fried catfish and chatting about movies and football with Richard Linklater. It was truly awesome.

--Does anyone know if Rafael Nadal has a Blackberry? Because I am thinking I would like to send him a text message telling him that a) those shorts make his otherwise spectacular body look rather stumpy; and b) we should make out as soon as possible.

--My neighbor to the left is sitting in his backyard under a tree, reading a book, smoking a cigarette, and drinking a cold beer. Not fair! Not fair at all.