To one of the men I've loved before

So today is either the birthday of my first ex-fiancé . . .



or the birthday of the fighter pilot (for reals) I dated in the 90s. . .



and, no, I seriously cannot remember which. I mean I remember which I lived with and was engaged to be married to and which flew an F-16 and was kind of a Republican, but I just can't remember which was born on December 9 and which was born on December 11. Or maybe they were both born on December 11 and someone else was born on December 9.

Anyway. . Happy (maybe) Birthday, Guys!

Kisses,
Your (not at all batshit crazy) Ex