To the dance music fan with the sweet speaker system in the parked car on the street below me right now

You the man. For real. Awesome speakers, dude. The proof is in the solid bass thumping pudding of trance-house-electronica-techno sound you have so graciously shared with your neighbors for the past 45 minutes. About ten minutes in I even briefly considered going out for some glo sticks and Ecstasy. Now you have approximately fourteen seconds to finish your little dance party with yourself before heavy objects start flying from that garret window four stories above you.