Professing * Reflecting
Here we have it, the semester's best typo-derived claim in a student essay:
posted by Dr. Medusa at 9:08 PM
mir-ror n. 1. A surface capable of reflecting sufficient undiffused light to form a virtual image of an object placed in front of it. 2. Something that faithfully reflects or gives a true picture of something else. Also called "looking glass." pro-fess v. 1. to affirm openly; declare or claim. 2. to make a pretense of; pretend. re-flect v. 1. to throw or bend back (light, for example) from a surface. 2. to form an image of (an object); mirror.
Still perched in a garret atop a crowded American city. Still gazing. Still ranting. Still raging.
"A negative rant fest about everything being wrong" --Anonymous, Student Evaulation
"You're going to need a super well-polished shield, a wicked sharp sword, and a nice-sized pair of cajones." --Perseus
"It's hard to explain. I just feel like she gets me, y'know?" --Woody Allen
"You only have to look at Medusa straight on to see her. And she's not deadly. She's beautiful and she's laughing." --Hélène Cixous
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