Professing * Reflecting

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Ways Not to Spend your Sunday

Do not go to lunch with your One True Love, his girlfriend, his mother (who is your own second mother), and his sister (who also happens to be your best friend). Do not then go and hang out with your One True Love, your second mother, and your best friend at the home of your ex-boyfriend (who is still one of your best friends), especially if your ex-boyfriend's girlfriend (whom you have also been friends with for years) and your ex-boyfriend's sister (with whom you are also--yes--friends) are also there. Do not then go to see Sideways with any (nevermind all) of these people.

Yes, I am generally the coolest girl in the world who circulates in the coolest incestuous circle of all time. Sometimes, though, it just gets to be too much.



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