Why . . .

. . .have I eaten close to my own body weight in sunflower seeds in the past two hours?

. . .have I started watching the most insane and inane of all insane and inane soap operas, Passions, on a semi-regular basis?

. . .am I still after nearly 19 days without one thinking about cigarettes on a very regular basis?

. . .am I becoming increasingly worried about this?